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The Defenders Drinking Game

Binge drinking can be harmful or fatal, and we don’t recommend it. The below is meant as satire.  

The Rules:

1. Drink whenever Danny Rand says, “I am the immortal Iron Fist,” again if he says, “sworn protector of K’un L’un.”

2. Drink whenever Danny talks about a fantastic experience in K’un L’un no one believes.

3. Drink whenever a senior citizen kicks someone’s ass, busts a door down, or performs some other feat of amazing strength (optional rule, this occurs so often it could be a game by itself).

4. Drink whenever Daredevil confesses his love for Elektra while they are in deadly combat.

5. Drink whenever Luke Cage talks about “doing good” for “the people”.

6. Drink whenever Luke Cage uses himself as a human shield.

7. Drink whenever Jessica Jones is needlessly snotty(basically, whenever words are coming out of her mouth).

8. Drink whenever Jessica says something about only being there “to get some answers” for her client.

9. Drink whenever Jessica lands a slow, poorly-timed blow against an immortal master martial artist, while drunk.
10. Drink whenever Colleen mopes about not being needed.

11. Drink whenever the whole team is onscreen and Daredevil is the only one in a costume of any kind.

12. Drink every time Stick scolds someone for being naive.

Marvel’s Rocket and Groot shorts on DisneyXD are excellent

DisneyXD has announced and been airing these new Rocket and Groot shorts on their channel. The artwork is based on the super-stylized works of Skottie Young and it’s easy to see the likeness. Their movements are also exactly how I imagine his art would be. They might be aimed a younger age than myself but I don’t care; I just love the idea that they exist.

Before and After: Doctor Strange

Welcome to Before and After. The premise is simple… I’ll take a look at some of the biggest films, television shows, comics, music, and books available. I’ll give you my take from before I dive in to them, and my thoughts about them once I’m through.

Image resultMarvel Studios has taken us on quite a journey since they exploded on the scene and launched the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Iron Man in 2008 . I don’t think anyone could have predicted how long and amazing the journey would be, or that it would one day cross into the realm of the mystical and magical. Continue reading Before and After: Doctor Strange

Bleeding Cool’s “5 Reasons Frank Cho’s Skybourne Is The Wonder Woman Of The 21st Century”: A Rebuttal



A couple days ago, Bleeding Cool published a piece extolling Skybourne #1 as hosting “The Wonder Woman Of The 21st Century” in character Grace Skybourne. Apparently, Grace fulfills the Wonder Woman archetype in a way even Wonder Woman can’t seem to, these days. The primary reasons given by author Rich Johnston include “She’s not in a bikini!” and “She can enjoy herself”, the latter citing the calm demeanor and peaceful expression she enjoys while murdering various people. There are several other reasons given that one way or another invoke the character’s penchant for violence (“She’s actually a warrior!”, etc.).

Why all the focus on her violent behavior? Well, that’s the bulk of the book we’ve seen so far. These are the opening scenes of a movie thriller, and a violent one at that. Grace offs several bad guys within a page or two of being introduced, with a casual flair not unlike the cinematic James Bond, giving readers a brief accounting of her disposition as mere prelude for the violent action sequences to follow.

If we were filling out a Dungeons & Dragons character worksheet on main character Grace, then there’d be obvious conjecture about her stats:  Strength, Dexterity, Intelligence, etc….but would the reader know what to put in the “Alignment” box? You know, is she good, or evil? I don’t know what I’d put there. Maybe she doesn’t lend herself to dichotomy. Maybe she’s more complex than that, I don’t know. Perhaps she is under extreme pressure or duress, or the importance of her mission blurs moral lines.  But having only her actions in this issue to go by, I think I have a basis for saying, “She’s somewhere south of neutral.” She murders several people she could just as easily have maimed.  When Bleeding Cool proclaims it has found the Wonder Woman of this generation, I don’t think they’ve considered the possibility that Grace’s character may well turn out to be evil! How would it look if the character were revealed to be a murderous, rampaging enforcer for some shadow organization?  Wait, that’s exactly as she’s portrayed here…

Bleeding Cool’s article misses its own point in several aspects, the chief of which is having essentially nothing to go by to make any kind of comparison to Wonder Woman with this Grace character. They are similar in several superficial aspects, like hair color and enhanced strength, but we simply don’t have a personality for Grace beyond that, and Grace’s actions thus far certainly don’t invite comparison.   It’s as if Johnston is saying, “You know who’d make a better Wonder Woman? Emma Frost!”  Only it’s different, because…Grace is a brunette?  Seriously, how do you compare Wonder Woman and some violent enforcer type of character?   Seems we have more reason to compare Grace to X-men villain Arclight.

By the way, Skybourne (Boom! Studios), by Frank Cho is cinematic comic goodness from a supremely talented writer/artist. It’s a ‘recommended buy’ from me. The character Grace has compelling agency in various action sequences.  I just think you have to stretch the evidence and speak in vagaries to make comparisons to Wonder Woman.  Even then, there are few, if any examples of important traits linking the two, and little to suggest Grace’s decisions or demeanor would enhance the Wonder Woman title.

I think we’re past the point in comics culture where we need to compare every female character with agency to Wonder Woman.  Perhaps there are several aspects of the title Johnston would like to see in a Wonder Woman book, but those go beyond character and into the realms of cinematic presentation, including Cho’s skillful use of dialogue, blocking, panel layout, and, of course, his fantastic sequential art.  These aren’t character traits, though, which is where the article goes off the rails.


Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice Ultimate Ticket from Regal Cinemas

With Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice coming in theaters very soon, Regal Cinemas has announced their Ultimate Ticket for the film. It is a $100 and here is the description of the ticket:

This one-of-akind collectible card features the Bat Symbol laser cut through high-grade 0.5 mm anodized black stainless steel. Superman’s iconic glyph is etched on both sides and colorized on the front. The wallet-sized cards will be personalized with each recipient’s name inscribed permanently on the back.

But the personalization isn’t the coolest thing about the ticket. The owner can also see the film every day for the run of it, including the RPX and IMAX formats. So, if the movie is good, you make out…if not…

Check out the official site for the card here

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is getting a revamp…

Bioware’s Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is being remade and it looks beautiful. It’s being called “Apeiron” and the studio revamping it is Poem Studios. They are using the Unreal Engine 4 and this will be a real treat for both fans and newcomers to the game. Let me tell you the best part…it will be 100% free! Turns out, that was the only way to get the license to Poem and I can’t wait to replay this classic.

Don’t Discount the Discount – THIEF from Square Enix

This time around, I’m writing a review about the Square Enix title Thief. I have played it for both the Xbox One and Xbox 360 but you can get it for the PS4 & PS3. It is the 4th installment in the awesome series that games like Assassin’s Creed and Splinter Cell have taken a few cues from. As you have probably figure out, the game requires a lot of sneaking through levels and stealing expansive objects from the home you end up robbing.

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The game has a fairly simple rule: LET NO ONE SEE YOU. The game has you slinking through the shadows and avoiding the guards at every turn. If you do happen to get caught, you can try to fight your way out of the situation but most likely you’ll have run and hide. What makes the game entertaining is also the biggest frustration. There were times that I thought it was unfair that a guard saw me in my hiding spot or heard me when I didn’t make a sound but these things are few & far between. There weren’t any gameplay issues or glitches that stopped me from having fun.

Graphically, the game is beautiful. It has a very rich environment that is shadowy and highly detailed. Now, because of its release, I said I played it for Xbox systems. Don’t get me wrong, it looks great on the 360 but there is so much added depth to the Xbox One version. There is more detail, shadowing, and the pixels are cleaner. I also feel like the Xbox One controls are much more responsive due to it being the better paddle (yeah, I said paddle). I play all of my games on surround sound headphones to make sure that I hear every little thing that is possible. Between the two versions, I couldn’t hear anything that puts one over the other.

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If is you haven’t heard about it, THEIF is a series that has been around for a while. I’m really glad to see it hit the newer systems and the PC because I feel like its a game everyone should at least give a shot. The bottom line is that its a fun game and can be found for under $20 on any system. At that price, it’s a bargain and one not to pass up.

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A Review of Project Superpowers, Vol. 1

Any time a popular hero or villain is killed off in a comic book, you know they’ll be back.  You don’t know how, why, or when, but you know it will happen eventually.  Unsurprisingly, there’s a legal reason behind all of this.  If a character goes unused for a long enough stretch of time, that character may end up in the public domain.  Characters in the public domain can be used by anyone for nearly any purpose.

In the modern era, big publishers are well aware of this and have legal teams to police their intellectual property.  That’s why Jean Grey is always appearing in Cyclops’ and Wolverine’s fever dreams even though she’s been dead since 2005 (assuming Phoenix Endsong is in canon, if not she was killed by Xorn in 2003).  But back in the Golden Age, the public considered the products of the comics companies to be little more than vulgar pulp fun, and many of the smaller publishers folded and allowed their characters to lapse into the public domain.  That’s where Project Superpowers comes in by reintroducing characters originally used by Fox Comics, Crestwood Publications, and Nedor Comics to a new generation.

The story opens on an old man who was once the Fighting Yank, a patriotic-themed hero, who is directed at evil by the ghost of his ancestor, a soldier who fought in the Revolutionary War.  He is quickly visited by another apparition, the American Spirit, who has bad news regarding the direction that the Fighting Yank had gotten from his phantom companion in his younger years.

In the closing days of World War 2, Fighting Yank and his allies came across Pandora’s Box.  Being an otherworldly object, Yank’s ghost tells him that Hope has decayed in these “modern” times and is no longer in the box.  His solution is for all the heroes to sacrifice themselves to the box because they represent Hope.  However, when Yank conveys this to the team, they quickly shut the idea down.  Sacrificing themselves after earning their victory on the say-so of a guy who may speak to ghosts or may simply be schizophrenic is just too tenuous for the high cost.  Undeterred, the Yank spends the next years secretly hunting the heroes down and trapping them inside the box which explains why we haven’t seen any books with these characters in the last 50 years.

Although originally billed as a way to prevent World War 3, the American Spirit reveals that trapping the heroes in the box (which is actually an urn) was actually a plan to take them off the board so the United States could become the dictatorship that the heroes were fighting against in the Big One.  As the Yank realizes his mistake, the old man sets off to free the heroes with the help of the two phantasms.

There’s a ton of reasons to love this book.  Alex Ross’s covers are phenomenal, seeming to combine modern photo-realistic art with Golden Age flair.  Carlos Paul’s interior art is always clear and attractive and has an oil painting-like quality that seems inspired by the Ross covers.  Jim Krueger’s writing on the series helps introduce all the main characters in an organic way.

I’m definitely picking up the second, and final, volume of Project Superpowers based on the strength of this trade.  Lucky for me if I’m still not satisfied there are multiple solo spinoffs such as The Black Terror, Masquerade, The Owl, and the Death-Defying ‘Devil.

Final rating (out of 5):

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Nostalgia Corner Presents: A Look at the Marvel Color Books

For years, I have loved the collaboration of 2 of the great names in comics: Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale.  They have worked together on so many great titles such as BATMAN: THE LONG HALLOWEEN, BATMAN: HAUNTED KNIGHT, BATMAN: DARK VICTORY, and CATWOMAN: WHEN IN ROME…  These are obviously for DC Comics but they have also made books together with Marvel Comics that I like to call the “color books.”  No, it doesn’t mean that you can get some crayons or markers and stay between the lines.  The premise is that they take classic heroes and well-known stories and fill in the details of the events.  Confusing?  I’ll explain with each title in a bit.  With Marvel, Loeb and Sale have done such titles as DAREDEVIL: YELLOW, SPIDER-MAN: BLUE, HULK: GREY, and the upcoming CAPTAIN AMERICA: WHITE.  These are some of the most well-known and best stories about these characters that have ever been written.

Loeb’s words and Sale’s art are a beautiful match.  The art reminds me a bit of memories and it makes the books feel like you’re seeing the stories the way the characters remember it.  I have been a fan of Tim Sale’s since I came across it well over a decade ago.  There is a simple-complexity in his art that lets you focus on the panel but not pull you out of the story.

I’ll start with CAPTAIN AMERICA: WHITE because, well, it hasn’t been released yet.  Only the “0” issue had been released back in 2008 as a preview issue of the series before the actual run.  It was to be based on a time when Cap and Bucky were fighting ze Nazis in WWII before he became a cap-sicle.  The book was listed as being “worked on” and it seemed like it was going well until suddenly…it was canceled.  There was no real reason as to why Marvel scrapped it but I think it may have been when comic sales and Captain America especially was in a lull.  The film IRON MAN was releasing in the same year and this is when Marvel Studios blew up.  Fast forward some years later and now Cap is everywhere.  So this series will be released in September 2015 and we shall see how it happens.

This is my second favorite out of these books.  It’s about Matt Murdock in the red Daredevil costume, swinging around New York and reminiscing about Karen Page.  She was one of his great loves and had such strong feelings for her.  In his memories, it was back to when he was in the classic yellow outfit, still a little green but making a name for himself.  It’s a sweet story and shows a side of how Matt was struggling with having feelings for Karen, being a hero, and also being a civilian.

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This is a great story but when it was released, I didn’t know how it fit in with these books.  It was the only one that wasn’t a story about tough emotions and focused on Bruce telling Doc Samson how he felt right after the gamma bomb incident.  The only part that was superb was when they threw Iron Man in the mix but in the original suit or maybe the second because it was a gold color.  There were no gadgets and just Hulk and Iron Man going toe-to-toe.  I don’t dislike the book in the slightest but it is probably my least favorite.

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And now to my favorite book in the “series” and maybe my favorite Spider-Man story ever.  This is a beautifully written and illustrated story about how once a year Peter Parker/Spider-Man feels “blue” in his sadness.  It’s the day that the Green Goblin killed Gwen Stacy and Peter’s heart still has a void for the girl.  While rummaging through some things in the attic, he finds a tape recorder and begins to tell the story between defeating Norman Osbourne/Green Goblin and right before Gwen died.  This isn’t just some sappy kissing book but a very heartfelt telling about the details between the lines in the existing comics.  I won’t go into too much detail because I think it’s too good to spoil.

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The bottom line is that these are some of the best books that Marvel has to offer.  Classic heroes in classic stories that hold up as if they were written last month.  These books are well-written and have beautiful artwork that makes them real page-turners.  I can highly recommend the Marvel Color books without hesitation.

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Nostalgia Corner Presents: A Review of the Runaways, Vol. 1

Maybe it’s just me but I’m not in love in with Brian K. Vaughn’s latest series, Saga.  The surreal tale of a mother and a father on different sides of a galactic war fighting to be left alone and for their life of their child should be compelling but the book seems almost silly in its inclusion of gonzo sex scenes and bizarre twelve-breasted characters.  Brian K. Vaughn has done much better stuff such as Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, and Runaways.

The story opens on six children, ranging in age from eleven to sixteen, who are keeping themselves company while their parents have their annual meeting about the charitable foundation they run.  When the six discover a secret passageway that leads them to the meeting room, they see their parents dressed in outlandish costumes making a human sacrifice of a young girl.  Stunned at what they see, they dig deeper into their parents’ secret lives discovering not only things about their felonious guardians but about themselves.  Hunted by their parents and just beginning to learn about their powers, they are also unaware that one of the six is actually a traitor.

This book does almost everything right.  Every character feels fully fleshed out, a difficult task when you have so many central characters (and both of each’s parents) and have to quickly introduce them all.  The series even finds time to plant seeds of stories that will be told in the next volume such as tipping Karolina Dean’s sexuality.  At only eighteen issues, the storytelling is tight and to the point but still manages to include different threats and subplots which keep you reading.  With the women outnumbering the men on the team 2:1, Runaways has also been praised for its strong central female characters.

The artwork is very clean and easy to follow.  The artist fully renders each character with no artistic shorthand but still in a cartoony enough way to pop on the page.  The colorists also deserve praise for their contribution, Brian Reber for the first twelve and Christina Strain for the last six.

With its quick wit, solid plot, beautiful art and heartwarming interpersonal relationships, Runaways creates a credible, interesting origin story for its characters.  Steeped in teenage angst and girl power, this book never comes off as trite or naïve due to the strength of the writing.  Much like Fables, it’s a book I enjoy and it’d also be on the top of my list to recommend to any female comics reader.

Final rating (out of 5):

Star 5



Writer:  Brian K. Vaughn
Artist: Adrian Alphona